chara
 GIN
From:
Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
Job:
Student; Being Exiled; Pokemon SalesGin
And:
Gin wants to learn Japanese very fast with as little study and bodily
harm
as she can manage. That means moving to Japan and creating friends who
speak absolutely none or very poor English. She would rather browse
LiveJournal
and read comics all day instead of study, but she is slowly and surely
getting the language down and earning credits towards graduating
college one of these days. How can you have a chat with Japaneseys if
you don't speak Japanesey?
First
Appearance: lucious |
 PYON-PYON
From:
Nara, Japan
Job:
Underpaid Muscian, Superhero, Etc.
And:
Pyon (it's the sound of bounciness) is trying hard to become a famous
muscian,
but sometimes lacks the motivation to remain awake during the day.
Actually,
he usually lacks that sort of motivation. An English failure
since
high school, his ridonkulus English, synthesizer collection, and
Japaneseyness,
mean he might be ripped to shreds at any Anime Con. And he writes songs
from morning 'till night for the most mininal paycheck of them
all.
Such is the life of a not-famous muscian.
First
Appearance: boobs and
english |
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 SOSHI
From:
Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
Job:
Ace Attourney; Mixes Good Drinks, too
And:
After getting turned down by the snobbier schools, Soshi was accepted
to
the same foreign study program as Gin (JSP), after having been told to
attend
by her. Now in Japan, she wages an angry war against all the stupidity
she can find, whether its taking down bad Japanese-English one person
at
a time, or the greasey, sweating,
stinky, nardy anime fanboys who fly across the world just to continue
oogling
magical girls. Fight the good fight against
moronocity!
First
Appearance: sweet potatoes |
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 SARAH(THE
JEW)
From:
Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
Job:
Student; Future Model
And:
Sarah(The Jew) is one year ahead of Gin in everything: schooling,
Japanese
skill level, fashion trends, passing entrance exams. There's only two
things
she's not ahead of Gin on: romance, as they were pretty much each
other's first everything when they
dated in high school. It should suck when your ex-girlfriend is better
at you in everything possible, but Sarah's sweet enough to make it
pleasent,
and it never hurts to have someone doing everything you're planning to
do before you have a chance to fuck it up.
First
Appearance: cyanide
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 KITSUNEFOXY
From:
Osaka, Japan
Job:
Self-Appointed Go-Between
And:
Foxy is a dedicated fan of music, Dai-chan, and collecting things
Dai-chan
makes. If you do not do this, you are not a true fan of Dai-chan. She
also
likes telling stories. Stories about people she knows. Whether they are
true or not is questionable, but she believes them with all her heart,
and tells them with such conviction. As a Self-Appointed Go-Between it
is her job to literally (and verbally) get in between people and do as
she will with them in this position. Fun, yeh?
First
Appearance: boobs and
english |
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 MIKI
From:
Beyond the Grave
Job:
Zombie, Student
And:
Miki is a JSP kid with Soshi and Gin, and is also a zombie, who eats
flesh of the living (she seems to prefer shoulder-flesh). Because she
is very small some people think maybe she is very sweet, but in
fact she is brutually honest, and will gladly tell anyone who she feels
deserves it to die of stage three colon cancer. Her dream in life is to
watch someone jump in front of a train (Japan's most popular method of
suicide). People doubt that she is actually real, as Gin claims all her
characters are real people, but zombies aren't real? Gin argues Miki is very real, and really is a zombie,
so there, take that.
First
Appearance: holygodwhyhello
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 HIKARI
From:
Tokyo, Japan
Job:
Some Kind of Secretarial Thingy
And:
Hikari was Gin's first real Japanese friend, helping her go to
concerts,
letting her stay with her family for a month, teaching her ...gently...
to learn to eat more vegetables and various assortments of food and get
used to some of the more strict aspects of living in a Japanese home.
Uh,
really strict. It's all about tough love nowadays, right? Anyway, Gin
owes
a lot and should be grateful to her, or something politically correct
sounding
like that.
First
Appearance: see food diet
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BEC&MONICA
From:
North Carolina, U.S.A.
Job:
You Can't Handle the Hot
And:
Maybe Bec and Monica are never. ever, apart. No, never. Except whenever
they are, but I have yet to lay eyes on one of them without the other
right
there as well. Anyway, they give great advice, like "don't start drama
in LiveJournal, Gin", and "it is obvious you are lying, Gin" and "start
with something small, like a pen, and work up to using bigger things,
Gin."
They love to (pay a lot of money to) come to Japan and see Dai-chan
play
live, or to go see the Manbou Fish and stuff.
First
Appearance: that problem
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 MITCHY
From:
Osaka, Japan
Job:
Nobody Is Really Sure; Owning Too Many Synths
And:
Mitchy is like, one of those guys who isn't shy about being interested
in how large his friend's cocks or boobs are. He'll ask you straight,
which
is rather abnormal in Japanese culture - and he'll ask you in the
middle
of a restraunt. He owns enough synthesizers to please a hundred needy
children
and enjoys sitting around discussing technical things with his best
friend,
Pyon. They are close. So close, Foxy'll tell anyone willing to listen
that
they once dated. We're convinced. Mostly.
First
Appearance: boobs and
english
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 HIROKEY
From:
Nara, Japan
Job:
Vocalist/Producer; "Cutey Gay Boy"
And:
Adorable, wonderful, talented, and very very tall - Hirokey. And we're
talking like, six feet tall or something... which is damn tall for a
Japanesey.
Hirokey is a vocalist and song writer in the group of friends including
Pyon and Mitchy who write music together...and he's an
out-of-the-closet
gay boy who is really, really, really pretty. That's the problem with
being
gay in Japan - or anywhere - almost everyone you like ends up being
straight
(although Hiro still hopes Pyon might come around/out eventually).
First
Appearance: that is why
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 DAI-CHAN
& KEN-CHAN
From:
Asakusa (Tokyo) and Saitama, Japan (respectively)
Job:
UnFamous Musicians; Being Flamboyant
And:
Dai-chan and Ken-chan are muscians who used to work together that Gin
likes a lot, so they appear in the comic from time to time. They are
not-so-famous, not-so-well-known, and in Dai-chan's case, maybe
not-too-straight. Dai-chan's music is famous
throughout
all of Japan, but as a producer only written into booklets, nobody
quite
knows to thank him. His fans love him though. We go see him as often as
possible and buy all of his cheaply made, fall apart the day you buy
them
keychains, and so on, so forth. As for Ken-chan, well, he is even
less famous, but a hell of a lot funnier, doing all his own music
himself - including strange lyrics and bad vocals. He is also
incredibly tall for a Japanese dude - what do they say about incredibly
tall dudes? No really, I forget. And both of you, quit smoking, already!
First
Appearance: (Dai-chan) after-finale
buttsex (Ken-chan's arm) look at me (Both) hot gay relations
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